Posts Tagged ‘testament’

There is something wrong with Teh Gays

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Yes, there is something wrong with gay people. Terribly, demonstrably wrong. Horrific, actually. Well, at least with most gay people.

Today, in the land of corn fields, and amongst the meadows and barns dedicated to animal husbandry (how ironic), the Iowa Supreme Court announced that gays should have the right to marry. This is IOWA! The gays invaded the heartland and won a victory. It’s a rather hollow victory. All that victory does is secure the civil rights gays have long sought to put them on par with heterosexuals. That’s all. No big deal.

But why? Sure, there are a host of social benefits in acknowledging formalized homosexual relationships (even the informal ones), but to what end? There is something very wrong with teh gays. Teh gays, many of them at least, still believe in the bible. They believe in religions of various kinds that don’t just dislike gay people, which should be sufficient, but no, their holy books call homosexual interactions an “abomination unto the lord” (or some variant). The cure normally is death to the perpetrator.

If you are gay, and you believe in the bible, particularly the Christian Bible — my favorite being the King James Version — why on earth do you actually believe in that god? In that religion? Why do you attend a church whose very words and practices do more than simply insult your existence, they often require the extinguishment of your innate characteristics and attributes from reality?

Oh, that’s right. Many of teh gays attend a gay-friendly church, like MCC. WHY? Because Jesus loves them. Yeah. Well, Jesus didn’t love teh gays enough to really come out in the New Testament and say something wonderful and loving and uplifting that would erase all the prior hate-filled scriptures. NOPE! But, teh gays love Jesus anyway.

WAKE UP QUEER FOLK!! THE TIME HAS COME TO STOP PLAYING THE WRONG GAME AND STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR LOGIC!!

GAYS NEED TO GO STRAIGHT! FUCK AN ATHEIST AND YOU’LL BE TURNED ON BY REGULAR LOGIC!!

Andrew, I know you really want to go straight and fuck an atheist. I have seen you sit on the fence many times, looking as though you really want to break on through to the other side. If you already fucked one, then maybe it wasn’t the right one. Just go to Dupont Circle and ask around. You’ll find one. It’s okay.

IF YOU ARE GAY AND DON’T KNOW AN ATHEIST, VISIT AN ONLINE FORUM LIKE ATT OR WWGHA, FIND AN ATHEIST AND THEN GET BUSY GOING STRAIGHT.

WARNING: You May be Part of an Unholy Alliance!

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

On February 5, President Obama held the traditional (at least since the Great Depression) National Prayer Breakfast in DC to clarify issues about his take on the faith-based initiative, and to laud the benefits of faith. Despite the fact that President Obama created the White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships made up of both secular and religious components, and despite his suggestion that the separation of church and state is a good thing that needs to be perpetuated, the Prayer Breakfast set an unsurprising, although perhaps subtle, non-rational tone.

For instance,

He said even though a diverse group of faith leaders and lawmakers read different religious texts and follow different traditions, one law unites them all — “the Golden Rule” — the call to love one another; to understand one another; to treat with dignity and respect those with whom we share a brief moment on this Earth.”1

Implying simultaneously that faith is acceptable as a source of guidance, but is not the foundation of morality, which brings into question the purpose of focusing on faith as a benefit rather than merely focusing on benefit. (In other words, why not laud, in general, those people who help others, rather than trying to establish that there’s something inherently good about faith itself?)

More disturbing, and fringing on an attack against non-believers, a guest speaker at the Prayer, former Prime Minister Tony Blair, stated that “The extreme believers and aggressive nonbelievers come together in an unholy alliance.” Funny, I don’t recall, by the nature of my aggressive nonbelief joining up with suicide bombers and bible-thumping clinic bombers. Non-belief is non-belief. It’s the lack of something, whereas belief is the addition of something, and extreme belief is the extreme addition of something. How can one have an extreme absence of something? It’s like trying to multiply by zero.

But, am I even remotely satisfied that Obama has taken Bush’s outlandish and non-working faith-based extremism and molded it, through compromise, into something that somehow includes non-believers with an overall goal of improving the lives of others? No. I can’t say that I am satisfied at all. I think every moment that Obama takes to focus on faith itself as a benefit is a moment that he tramples upon his own assertion that there exists and should be maintained a separation of church and state. Obama even recognizes that not all faith-based actions are beneficial, and excludes the extremists and the self-righteous, but he still can’t bring himself to the logical conclusion that if instead of focusing on “faith” as a factor, we focused on actual benefit as a factor, we could accomplish the same goals without risking establishment and without isolating those who would bring benefit to others without unsupported belief in the supernatural. Is this just another political maneuver to keep the religious groups from rioting, or is this Obama continuing to show his religious favoritism?

Regardless, President Obama isolates religion from scriptural fact when he says that “No matter what we choose to believe, let us remember that there is no religion whose central tenet is hate…. There is no God who condones taking the life of an innocent human being. This much we know.” He might actually be correct with regard to religion, but he’s certainly way off the mark with regard to God, depending on which god is the subject, and depending on one’s definition of “innocent.” Did Obama skip his bible lesson where the God of the Old Testament laid waste to millions of people, or does Obama consider them all to have been guilty in the eyes of the Lord, and thus not innocent? Either answer indicates that Obama is either fabricating a reality that doesn’t match what the good books say, or he truly believes that God’s word is the higher law. If the former, should we worry about his ability to read and comprehend? If the latter, is he not advocating the combination of church and state while alleging that he supports separation? Remember, he thinks having faith in such a deity is a good thing.

By the way, there will be an Unholy Alliance meeting at the Elk’s Lodge on Main Street this Sunday. Coffee, donuts, and pitchforks will be served.


Carnival of the Godless #110 at The Greenbelt

Carnival of the Godless entry at The Greenbelt

State of Unholy Protest

  1. Washington Times [<]

Would a Christian Bail You Out?

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

The failure of the US House of Representatives to pass the financial services rescue plan (nee “bailout”) has caused me to consider further how Christians define themselves. Who are Christians and what are their basic principles? How do these principles apply to the rescue plan?

From Luke 6 (NIV), we can find these two verses dealing with the wise and foolish builders:

48He is like a man building a house, who dug down deep and laid the foundation on rock. When a flood came, the torrent struck that house but could not shake it, because it was well built. 49But the one who hears my words and does not put them into practice is like a man who built a house on the ground without a foundation. The moment the torrent struck that house, it collapsed and its destruction was complete.

A verse that deals with the building of a home is rather appropriate for today’s economic circumstances. Shouldn’t there be rewards for those who build houses well, and shouldn’t there be troubles for those who don’t? Do those verses entice the listener to pay heed to the words for building well, or do the verses warn of the consequences of building poorly?

Also, in Luke 6 we find prior verses that deal with loving one’s enemies:

32If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even ’sinners’ love those who love them. 33And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even ’sinners’ do that. 34And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even ’sinners’ lend to ’sinners,’ expecting to be repaid in full. 35But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. 36Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

Are those who committed sins the ones who built houses poorly? Are those who committed sins the ones who must suffer the consequences? Is there only one consequence of a poorly built home, or are there many?

The Christians of American politics are most often represented by Republicans who cling to the identity of a Christian nation, along with a few Blue Dog Democrats who are simply conservatives wearing a different badge. Together, they represent conservative Americans who are “Christian” with “family values” and together they decided to punish the sinners and their fellow man at the same time. These conservative Christians wish to cling to their money rather tightly. They prefer a free market system that rewards winners and punishes losers. They prefer to remain distant when others are having or will soon be in troubles.

It can be a challenge to understand the financial crisis facing the United States (and much of the rest of the world), but it really is a rather simple thing: people who built [financial] houses poorly (through greed) tried to make a buck more than they deserved. Maybe the citizens who spoke most loudly to their representatives, these citizens who frequently self-identify as Christians, wish to impose penance upon the wrongdoers, those who were too greedy for their own good. Maybe these Christians are greedy themselves. Do Christians have rules regarding the profiting from their fellow man? The Jews certainly gave us plenty of financial rules to follow in the Old Testament, but Jesus reportedly wiped away some or all of those rules depending on your viewpoint or self interest. The economic rules of the ancient Jews are in direct contradiction with the economic rules of modern capitalism. Can greed on any level make followers forget the tenets of their religion?

Luke 6 also warns us of holding the proper perspective on our problems, specifically our shared problems that may not be so obvious:

41Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 42How can you say to your brother, ‘Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

When it comes to punishment, pain and penance, Christians are quite good at providing all three. The predominantly Christian citizenry has spoken: those big corporations and banks on Wall Street must be punished for their wrong doings and they should not profit from taxpayer dollars. To follow the wisdom of Luke, Christians cannot see the plank stuck in their own eye because they can only point to the speck of sawdust in their brother’s eye.

The plague of the financial system is the lack of confidence in the value of assets that support the value of credit. Even if we don’t like it and even if we don’t use it, the free flow of credit does run the economy and without that flow the economy slows down like a dreidel losing the momentum to spin. When Christians do not help their fellow man, they do not help themselves. The judgment they make upon others returns as judgments made upon them.

When a home burns down, there are Christians who go help the victims. When there is an auto accident, there are Christians who go help the victims. When there is a need for a organ transplant, the are Christians who go help the victims. There are Christians who will contribute a great deal of money to all of these victims to help relieve them, however slightly and imperfectly, from their despair. However, when the only visible consequence to a victim is the lack of funds in a bank account, the Christians are nowhere to be found.

Could this be a simple misunderstanding? Certainly. Could this be the voices of a few controlling the actions of the many? Certainly. Have these Christians been presented the complete picture of this problem so that they can make an informed decision? Maybe not. One would think that if these Christians had a fuller understanding of the predicament faced by all, their choice of support would be different.

What Would Jesus Do? Would he bail you out? Would he bail himself out? Remember, Jesus was a martyr.

Editor’s note:
In a Time online magazine article on October 3, David Van Biema asks, “Foreclosures: Did God Want You to Get That Mortgage?”

Has the so-called Prosperity Gospel turned its followers into some of the most willing participants — and hence, victims — of the current financial crisis? That’s what a scholar of the fast-growing brand of pentecostal Christianity believes. While researching a book on black televangelism, says Jonathan Walton, a religion professor at the University of California Riverside, he realized that Prosperity’s central promise — that God would “make a way” for poor people to enjoy the better things in life — had developed an additional, toxic expression during sub-prime boom. Walton says that this encouraged congregants who got dicey mortgages to believe “God caused the bank to ignore my credit score and blessed me with my first house.” The results, he says, “were disastrous, because they pretty much turned parishioners into prey for greedy brokers.”

Read the article at Time

The article concludes that “magical thinking can prevail.” In other words, if you pray, and you do it right, God will favor you and let you have a better deal on your mortgage, so you don’t end up like the 90-year-old lady who shot herself in a failed suicide attempt in her foreclosed home. She must have not been doing the beg to the deity thing right.

Also, still no magic for amputees.

Update
Is Fannie Mae a Christian organization? In a revised CNN.com article located at the same link as shown above, Fannie Mae has forgiven Addie Polk’s mortgage. The ole gal is still in the hospital and suffering with her self-inflicted injuries, but Fannie Mae came to the rescue stating “Given the circumstances, we think it’s appropriate.” Is attempted suicide the way to a bailout for your mortgage? For thousands of others who are behind on their mortgages, is Fannie Mae tempting them to attempt suicide? Do Christians award attempted suicide with an erased mortgage?

Perhaps this seems like an organization who has committed some form of questionable business practices repenting for their sins, but Fannie Mae only had indirect responsibility for Addie’s predicament. The story states that in 2004 (when Addie was about 86 years old), Countrywide Home Loans gave Addie a 30-year mortgage on her home for $45,620. I don’t know about you, but I think that Countrywide was a little too optimistic that Addie would survive to her 116th birthday to pay off that mortgage. How does a woman her age have an income to justify payment of the mortgage? If she needed money at Age 86, did they really think she would miraculously gain sufficient income to serve herself and pay her mortgage? Also, according to the real estate website Zillow, Addie’s home has a current market value of $58,000, which happens to be about the same market value as back in 2004 when she got the mortgage. So, where was the collateral for a woman who, statistically, only had about 4 more years to live (attempted suicide notwithstanding)? Did Countrywide take advantage of an 86-year-old woman who should have been counseled against such a mortgage? Had they never heard of a reverse mortgage? Where were the ethical standards in this transaction? I would like to see a counselors statement showing that Addie was of sound mind and body and had a complete understanding of her circumstances and options when she executed the mortgage documents. This situation makes me sick and those involved should be prosecuted for what they have done.

This is a case where Wall Street bailed out Main Street in a game of cover-your-ass. Is attempted suicide the path the only path redemption and is debt erasure an act of atonement?

H – E – Double Hockey Sticks

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Human beings seem to have a natural desire to want to be rewarded for their good deeds and punished for the bad (well, to see others punished, anyways).  The comforting concept of an end to all suffering after we die, of an infinite paradise, is simply not enough.  People want justice.  They want to know that all the rapists and murderers, the drunken fathers, the bullies that picked on them in school, the neighbors who have wild parties while they abstain, and of course the heathen unbelievers (especially them) are all going to have to someday pay.  Let’s take a look at some of the different ways in which people believe their fellow humans will eventually suffer.

Judaism

Although Judaism does not have a specific doctrine regarding an afterlife, the Tanakh makes many references to Gehenna, or Sheol, which is believed to be a sort of purgatory for the dead, and there is a mystical tradition of describing it.  The word Gehenna was derived from the Valley of Hinnom outside of Jerusalem, which was where the ancient Israelites sacrificed children, and later it was used as a dump for burning garbage and had a terrible stench.  This fiery place became a metaphor for the entrance to Hell.1  Gehenna is not considered to be a physical place, but rather a feeling of intense shame and awareness of one’s sins.  Some believe that the soul is purified in Gehenna, which allows the soul to ascend to Olam Ha-Ba, which can be compared to the Christian Heaven.2  Very few Jews believe that existence in Gehenna can be permanent, with most believing the longest stay possible is eleven months.  The Kabbalah describes Gehenna as a “waiting room.”

Christianity

The Christian concept of Hell stems from the apocalyptic sections of the New Testament.  Revelation 20: 11-15 describes a “great white throne” before which all the dead must stand to be judged on their actions in life.  Those who do not make the cut are thrown into a lake of fire to burn eternally.  Many portrayals of Hell depict demons who torture the damned.  Matthew 13: 42 states there will be “weeping and gnashing of teeth.”  Many Christians believe Hell is located in the Earth’s core, since Ephesians 4: 9 mentions the “lower parts of the earth.”  Some actually believe that the screams of the tormented can be heard in erupting volcanoes.3  Satan is considered to be the ruler of Hell in most denominations, although some believe Saint Peter is Hell’s keeper.  Few denominations can come to a consensus on which sins make a person worthy of Hell’s fiery torture, but it is almost universally believed that anyone who is not a Christian will meet that fate.

Islam

The Islamic concept of Hell is called Jahannam, and it is very similar to that of Christianity in that it is generally portrayed as hot and fiery.  However, Hell’s fate is not considered to be infinite but rather a basis for spiritual rectification, and the devil (shaitan) is not its ruler, just a tortured soul like the rest.4  Also, there are considered to be many levels of Hell depending on the degree of a person’s transgressions in life.  The lowest pit of Hell is called Hawiyah, and it is reserved for those who exhibit hypocrisy, which is considered to be the worst of all sins.  According to the Qur’an, anyone who claims to believe in Allah but denounces Him in his or her heart will end up in Hawiyah.  There is also one pit of Hell, called Zamhareer, which is not fiery but freezing.  The tree of Zaqqum is believed to bear thorny, bitter fruit, which the souls of the damned are compelled to eat, furthering their torment.5

Buddhism

Several different versions of Hell, or Naraka, are believed to exist in the major Buddhist schools of thought.  A person with enough negative karma can be reborn into one of these Narakas.  Existence in these realms is temporary, although beings are thought to be held there for vast stretches of time.  One of the most common schemes for describing the various torments is that of the Eight Cold Narakas and the Eight Hot Narakas.  The cold Narakas depict such tortures as being naked and alone in perpetual blizzards, shivering uncontrollably, forming blisters which burst open, and having the skin or even the entire body crack open, leaving one raw and bloody.  The hot Narakas include suffering such as being attacked with iron claws or fiery weapons, being sliced into pieces, being crushed into a bloody jelly by molten metal, being impaled on a fiery spear, and being roasted in a blazing oven.  Buddhists also believe that Hell can be a state of consciousness in which one suffers because of one’s actions.6

Hinduism

Hindu literature also speaks of Naraka (Neraka in Hinduism), although not in quite as gory detail as the Buddhist literature.  It is believed that at the time of death, souls who have sinned may be captured by the servants of Yama, the Lord of Justice.  Yama will deem the appropriate punishment for the sinner which, as in Buddhism, is temporary.  When the punishment is complete, Hindus believe the soul will be reborn on Earth in a human or animal body.  Some Hindus do not accept the existence of the Nerakas, or consider their descriptions to be metaphorical.7

-Laura

  1. http://www.pantheon.org/articles/g/gehenna.html [<]
  2. http://www.jewfaq.org/olamhaba.htm [<]
  3. Haraldur Sigurdsson, Melting the Earth, The History of Ideas on Volcanic Eruptions, p. 73 [<]
  4. William C. Chittick, Imaginal Worlds: Ibn al-Arab and the Problem of Religious Diversity, 1994 [<]
  5. Qur’an 44.43-46 [<]
  6. http://www.sikhsangat.com/index.php?showtopic=32187 [<]
  7. http://vedabase.net/en1 [<]

Mormonism Unearthed: Part 2 of 3

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Mormons view the Old and New Testaments as divinely inspired and also have additional books in their scriptural canon, i.e., the Book of Mormon (where the term Mormon is derived), the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price. The vast majority of the content found in these additional books was dictated by Joseph Smith, Jr., and nearly all his teachings had some root in the King James Version of the Bible, or his interpretation of it.1

The historicity of the Book of Mormon has been widely disputed. The consensus among geneticists is that the Native American people descended primarily from north-east Asian stock. However, the Book of Mormon says that the Native American people descended from groups of Semitic people, including Israelites, who emigrated from the Old World by ship. The book also refers to things such as steel, horses, and elephants that are not known to have existed in the New World at the relevant time.

Another point of contention is Smith’s method of translation. Among other artifacts found with the plates, Smith wrote of interpreting devices called the Urim and Thummim. He described them as a pair of stones, fastened to a breastplate joined in a form similar to that of a large pair of spectacles. The Urim and Thummim, or “seer stones,” are what Joseph claims to have used to interpret the writings on the plates.2 Joseph’s first wife, Emma, was the first person to act as his scribe. She later recounted the following to her son Joseph Smith III: “In writing for your father I frequently wrote day after day, often sitting at the table close by him, he sitting with his face buried in his hat, with the stone in it, and dictating hour after hour with nothing between us.”3 David Whitmer, one of the Three Witnesses of the Book of Mormon, gave an address in 1887 in which he stated, “I will now give you a description of the manner in which the Book of Mormon was translated. Joseph Smith would put the seer stone into a hat, and put his face in the hat, drawing it closely around his face to exclude the light; and in the darkness the spiritual light would shine. A piece of something resembling parchment would appear, and on that appeared the writing. One character at a time would appear, and under it was the interpretation in English. Brother Joseph would read off the English to Oliver Cowdery, who was his principal scribe, and when it was written down and repeated to Brother Joseph to see if it was correct, then it would disappear, and another character with the interpretation would appear. Thus the Book of Mormon was translated by the gift and power of God, and not by any power of man.”4

Given these and other descriptions, it is easy to draw a correlation with Joseph’s early career as a “Glass Looker” who would be hired to locate buried treasure in exchange for fees in various areas of Western New York during the 1820s. To do this, he would place his “peep stone” into a hat and look into it to have the location of the treasure revealed to him. In 1826, he was arrested for this, under the charges of being “a disorderly person and an imposter.”5

In 1835, Smith purchased some Egyptian papyri containing hieroglyphics and four mummies from a traveling exhibition.6 He later translated the papyri in the same method he used with the Book of Mormon. He called it the Book of Abraham and in it recounted the story of Abraham’s early life and of a vision in which God revealed to Abraham much about astronomy, the creation of the world, and the creation of man. It was originally published in 1842 and is now an official book of the Pearl of Great Price.

Although the Rosetta Stone was discovered in 1799, it had not yet been completely deciphered. Translations of the Egyptian language were not widely available until the 1850s, and by this time the original papyri were considered lost. However, in 1966, twenty-two fragments of it were discovered in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. Both Mormon and non-Mormon Egyptologists confirmed their authenticity and that these documents were in Smith’s possession. This discovery raised some major issues. First, the papyri can reliably be dated to around A.D. 60, which is much too late for Abraham to have written it. Of course, it could be a copy, or a copy of a copy, but that brings us to the second issue. When the text of the book of Abraham is compared with the translations of the original papyri, they are clearly not the same. In fact, they were discovered to be funerary texts containing passages from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, which were commonly buried with mummies.7

The LDS Church has given two possible explanations for these contradictions, neither of which are very satisfactory. One explanation given is that Smith might have been translating a different portion of the papyrus rolls, a portion that remains lost. The other explanation given is that we must take into consideration what Joseph meant by the word translation. Receiving revelation through the Urim and Thummin is a much different process than translating a text using the tools of scholarly research.8 I can only concur.

-Laura

  1. Joseph Smith’s Wentworth Letter, 1842 [<]
  2. Joseph Smith-History, Pearl of Great Price [<]
  3. History of the RLDS Church, 8 vols., Independence, Missouri, 1951, “Last Testimony of Sister Emma” [<]
  4. David Whitmer, An Address to All Believers in Christ, Richmond, Missouri, 1887 [<]
  5. D. Michael Quinn, Early Mormonism and the Magic World View (Salt Lake City: Signature Books, 1987) [<]
  6. History of the Church, Vol. 2, Ch. 17, p. 236 [<]
  7. Jay M. Todd, “Egyptian Papyri Rediscovered,” Improvement Era, January 1968: 12–13 [<]
  8. Michael D. Rhodes, “I Have a Question,” Ensign, July 1988, 51 [<]