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The Church of Cheney

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Keith Olbermann had as a guest Colin Powell’s former Chief of Staff, Retired Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson, who expressed his criticism of Dick Cheney’s current anti-Obama rhetoric. It’s an interesting segment, but one quote stuck out as a perfect sound byte.

Regarding the question of whether the Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp should be closed, and Cheney’s justification of enhanced interrogation techniques (“torture”), Col. Wilkerson cited Cheney’s ambiguous catch phrases, such as “recklessness cloaked in righteousness.”

That’s a perfect description of the Church of Cheney. Where Cheney’s our Lord and Savior, and Rush Limbaugh’s his First Disciple. This is the Church of Darkness. So, he’s frightened and he’s trying these very Orwellian tactics of using his own techniques and his own results and accusing his opponents of having perpetrated these techniques and results. It’s insanity.

Insanity, indeed. Here’s the full clip:

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There is something wrong with Teh Gays

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Yes, there is something wrong with gay people. Terribly, demonstrably wrong. Horrific, actually. Well, at least with most gay people.

Today, in the land of corn fields, and amongst the meadows and barns dedicated to animal husbandry (how ironic), the Iowa Supreme Court announced that gays should have the right to marry. This is IOWA! The gays invaded the heartland and won a victory. It’s a rather hollow victory. All that victory does is secure the civil rights gays have long sought to put them on par with heterosexuals. That’s all. No big deal.

But why? Sure, there are a host of social benefits in acknowledging formalized homosexual relationships (even the informal ones), but to what end? There is something very wrong with teh gays. Teh gays, many of them at least, still believe in the bible. They believe in religions of various kinds that don’t just dislike gay people, which should be sufficient, but no, their holy books call homosexual interactions an “abomination unto the lord” (or some variant). The cure normally is death to the perpetrator.

If you are gay, and you believe in the bible, particularly the Christian Bible — my favorite being the King James Version — why on earth do you actually believe in that god? In that religion? Why do you attend a church whose very words and practices do more than simply insult your existence, they often require the extinguishment of your innate characteristics and attributes from reality?

Oh, that’s right. Many of teh gays attend a gay-friendly church, like MCC. WHY? Because Jesus loves them. Yeah. Well, Jesus didn’t love teh gays enough to really come out in the New Testament and say something wonderful and loving and uplifting that would erase all the prior hate-filled scriptures. NOPE! But, teh gays love Jesus anyway.

WAKE UP QUEER FOLK!! THE TIME HAS COME TO STOP PLAYING THE WRONG GAME AND STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR LOGIC!!

GAYS NEED TO GO STRAIGHT! FUCK AN ATHEIST AND YOU’LL BE TURNED ON BY REGULAR LOGIC!!

Andrew, I know you really want to go straight and fuck an atheist. I have seen you sit on the fence many times, looking as though you really want to break on through to the other side. If you already fucked one, then maybe it wasn’t the right one. Just go to Dupont Circle and ask around. You’ll find one. It’s okay.

IF YOU ARE GAY AND DON’T KNOW AN ATHEIST, VISIT AN ONLINE FORUM LIKE ATT OR WWGHA, FIND AN ATHEIST AND THEN GET BUSY GOING STRAIGHT.

WARNING: You May be Part of an Unholy Alliance!

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

On February 5, President Obama held the traditional (at least since the Great Depression) National Prayer Breakfast in DC to clarify issues about his take on the faith-based initiative, and to laud the benefits of faith. Despite the fact that President Obama created the White House Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships made up of both secular and religious components, and despite his suggestion that the separation of church and state is a good thing that needs to be perpetuated, the Prayer Breakfast set an unsurprising, although perhaps subtle, non-rational tone.

For instance,

He said even though a diverse group of faith leaders and lawmakers read different religious texts and follow different traditions, one law unites them all — “the Golden Rule” — the call to love one another; to understand one another; to treat with dignity and respect those with whom we share a brief moment on this Earth.”1

Implying simultaneously that faith is acceptable as a source of guidance, but is not the foundation of morality, which brings into question the purpose of focusing on faith as a benefit rather than merely focusing on benefit. (In other words, why not laud, in general, those people who help others, rather than trying to establish that there’s something inherently good about faith itself?)

More disturbing, and fringing on an attack against non-believers, a guest speaker at the Prayer, former Prime Minister Tony Blair, stated that “The extreme believers and aggressive nonbelievers come together in an unholy alliance.” Funny, I don’t recall, by the nature of my aggressive nonbelief joining up with suicide bombers and bible-thumping clinic bombers. Non-belief is non-belief. It’s the lack of something, whereas belief is the addition of something, and extreme belief is the extreme addition of something. How can one have an extreme absence of something? It’s like trying to multiply by zero.

But, am I even remotely satisfied that Obama has taken Bush’s outlandish and non-working faith-based extremism and molded it, through compromise, into something that somehow includes non-believers with an overall goal of improving the lives of others? No. I can’t say that I am satisfied at all. I think every moment that Obama takes to focus on faith itself as a benefit is a moment that he tramples upon his own assertion that there exists and should be maintained a separation of church and state. Obama even recognizes that not all faith-based actions are beneficial, and excludes the extremists and the self-righteous, but he still can’t bring himself to the logical conclusion that if instead of focusing on “faith” as a factor, we focused on actual benefit as a factor, we could accomplish the same goals without risking establishment and without isolating those who would bring benefit to others without unsupported belief in the supernatural. Is this just another political maneuver to keep the religious groups from rioting, or is this Obama continuing to show his religious favoritism?

Regardless, President Obama isolates religion from scriptural fact when he says that “No matter what we choose to believe, let us remember that there is no religion whose central tenet is hate…. There is no God who condones taking the life of an innocent human being. This much we know.” He might actually be correct with regard to religion, but he’s certainly way off the mark with regard to God, depending on which god is the subject, and depending on one’s definition of “innocent.” Did Obama skip his bible lesson where the God of the Old Testament laid waste to millions of people, or does Obama consider them all to have been guilty in the eyes of the Lord, and thus not innocent? Either answer indicates that Obama is either fabricating a reality that doesn’t match what the good books say, or he truly believes that God’s word is the higher law. If the former, should we worry about his ability to read and comprehend? If the latter, is he not advocating the combination of church and state while alleging that he supports separation? Remember, he thinks having faith in such a deity is a good thing.

By the way, there will be an Unholy Alliance meeting at the Elk’s Lodge on Main Street this Sunday. Coffee, donuts, and pitchforks will be served.


Carnival of the Godless #110 at The Greenbelt

Carnival of the Godless entry at The Greenbelt

State of Unholy Protest

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Erasing Decades of Moral Progress with Proposition 8

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Of all the progressive steps forward taken by this nation last night, there was one giant leap backwards taken by Californians. A majority of registered Californians have spit in the face of the thousands of same sex couples who have tearfully and joyfully gotten married in the last few months.1 These Californians have bought into lies, distortions, and scare tactics, such as “gay marriage will be taught in schools,” and “priests will have to perform gay marriages,” which we have thoroughly corrected, clarified, and debunked in our previous articles and their preceding discussions.23 These Californians have claimed they consider marriage “sacred,” completely disregarding the fact that many homosexuals consider it sacred as well.

But is there an underlying cause of their overwhelming willingness to accept, give enormous sums of money to, and vote for this bigoted proposition? Is there a reason they are not stating directly, one that goes beyond the obviously false talking points? In the CNN exit polls, we can see gradual increases towards the No camp going up the scale of higher education and down the scale of age, but overall, most of the answers given are relatively split down the middle, making them close enough to possibly make their relation to the issue coincidental, given the margin of error.4 But there was one question asked in which there was an unmistakably large divide between the Yes and No camps – the vote by religion. Roughly 65% of Protestants and Catholics voted yes, while about 35% voted no. But where the poll becomes telling, and where we suddenly see a much sharper divide, is among those who practice no religion. An overwhelming 91% of those who practice no religion voted no on Prop 8, with only 9% in support of it.5 I don’t think it’s any secret that, without the backing of dogma, a position in support of denying another person basic freedoms is nearly impossible to justify.

The real reason Californians are using to rationalize this condemnation of homosexuals is clear – they believe their God considers homosexuality an abomination, because it says so in the Bible. Of course, they could never say this outright during their campaign, as it would shed light on a clear violation of the separation of Church and State, but anyone with a modicum of critical thinking skills knows that this is assuredly what they believe. This discrimination has been taught from pulpits for centuries. So, for this next portion, let’s turn to the Bible, the “Good Book.” And what better place to start than Sodom and Gomorrah, one of the most commonly cited Bible stories Christians use to demonstrate that heterosexuality is morally superior to homosexuality. Gather round, children. It’s story time.

In Genesis 19, we hear the story of two angels who, in the form of human men, were sent by God to the home of Lot, a Sodomite. Lot invited the angels to stay the night, but before they went to sleep, the men of the city of Sodom gathered around the house and yelled, “We know you’ve got some juicy men in there, Lot! Bring them out here, because we want to rape them!” Lot, being the righteous and holy man that he was, told the men, “Please do not rape my guests. Here, I have two virgin daughters which you are welcome to. I’ll bring them out so you can rape them any way you please, but these men are off limits.” Apparently, this wasn’t good enough for the evil gay men, and they tried to break down the door. But just in the nick of time, the angels struck all the men blind. The next morning, the angels told Lot that God was going to destroy the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and that he needed to take his family, escape to a mountain, and never look back. Lot replied, “I don’t want to go live in a mountain. There’s a city nearby, Zoar, and since it’s very small, maybe God could pretty please not destroy this particular city?” The Lord okayed it, and Lot took his family and left. God then rained fire and brimstone on all the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah because, as we all know, every single one of them was evil, every man, woman, baby, fetus, puppy and kitten. Lot’s wife got a bit curious and looked back, so God turned her into a pillar of salt. (Apparently, the “don’t look back” rule was not quite as negotiable as the “head to the mountain” rule.) So, Lot and his daughters arrived in Zoar, but apparently it wasn’t as nice as Lot hoped it would be, so Lot took his daughters up to a mountain (that’s right, a mountain) to live in a cave. One night, the daughters, the very same daughters who were earlier offered up as rape sacrifices by their own father, decided to get their father drunk and rape him. Each of them bore a son, and they lived happily ever after.6 The ACLU, Lambda Legal, and the National Center for Lesbian Rights have filed a petition charging that Prop 8 is “invalid because the initiative process was improperly used in an attempt to undo the constitution’s core commitment to equality for everyone by eliminating a fundamental right from just one group – lesbian and gay Californians.”7 San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera, Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, and Santa Clara County Counsel Anne Miller Ravel8 also filed a petition for a writ of mandate with the California Supreme Court to invalidate Prop 8.9 Finally, Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred is representing Robin Tyler and Diane Olson, the first same sex couple to be married in Los Angeles last summer, who are filing a lawsuit against the measure. Tyler and Olson were one of the original couples who filed the lawsuits that led to the Supreme Court decision last May which declared the ban on gay marriage unconstitutional.10 It’s surely a long and difficult road ahead, but these groups are to be commended for their strength and determination.

In other news, several protesters were arrested last night, November 5th, as they demonstrated against the passage of Prop 8 in Hollywood. According to LAPD spokesman Officer Jason Lee, a citywide tactical alert was issued, requiring all available officers to respond to the protest. Lee said that protesters tried to cross a line of officers as they moved along Hollywood Boulevard and that, at one point, a demonstrator jumped onto a police car. However, Lee said that despite this and the arrests made, the protest was mostly peaceful.11

UPDATE 2:

According to the CivLib Blog, “By making the passage of California’s Proposition 8 a substantial part of its activities this year, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has violated nonprofit law. Because it has broken the law, it should be stripped of its 501(c)(3) non-profit tax-exempt status. This law will not be enforced unless complaints are filed against the LDS Church for its illegal activities.”  The blog lists all the individual documents required for filing a complaint, but our own JNTB has compiled all of these documents into one PDF for convenience. Per JNTB:

This document, IRS Form 13909 LDS.pdf, is the official form to submit to the IRS completed with the information offered by the CivLib.com blog. If you have Adobe Acrobat Reader 8 installed, it should allow you to open the PDF, add your own personal information (name/address/date of complaint) and then save the PDF to your own computer for use in an email later. If for some reason your version of Acrobat doesn’t allow the entering of info, just print, write it in, then scan back into an email to send to the IRS. Or, you can fax and snailmail, but beware …
This document, IRS Form 13909 LDS Supporting Documents.pdf, contains all the supporting documents (57 pages) that are required to file Form 13909 with the IRS. Email would be easier because faxing and snail-mailing can be annoying and costly. It’s up to you!

UPDATE 3:

Yesterday, November 19th, the California Supreme Court voted 6 to 1 to review three of the six lawsuits which have been brought forth challenging the constitutionality of Proposition 8.  A hearing on the lawsuits may be held as early as March, and it has been suggested that the court intends to resolve all the legal issues surrounding this proposition in a single ruling, including the validity of existing same sex marriages.12

-Laura

[Pro's Notes:

NPR's Alex Cohen interviewed UC Berkley law professor Jesse Choper regarding whether the 11,000 same sex couples who legally married in California will be in jeopardy of losing their marriages to nullification.

SFGate asks the same question (but indicates that there are about 16,000 couples).

This isn't a new thing for many California couples. In 2004, the California Supreme Court nullified marriages held in San Francisco. Watch this YouTube recap, and read the New York Times article that details how the court held that the 4,000 couples had no standing, and then ordered the removal of the marriage records from the books, and the nullification of the marriages.

Paul Hogarth, at Huffington Post, writes that the attempt to reject Prop 8 failed due to complacency and distraction, but that there's still hope of it being overturned with the help of younger voters in California's future. Organize now, and do it right.]

  1. http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/individual/#CAI01 [<]
  2. http://www.stateofprotest.com/2008/10/08/proposition-8-the-mormons-and-the-new-%e2%80%9cseparate-but-equal%e2%80%9d [<]
  3. http://www.stateofprotest.com/2008/04/11/regarding-roger-severinos-legalizing-gay-marriage-will-spark-lawsuits/ [<]
  4. http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/polls/#CAI01p1 [<]
  5. http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/polls/#val=CAI01p2 [<]
  6. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=GEN%2019;&version=9 ;) )

    Ah, traditional family values. Don’t they just warm your heart?

    Perhaps some of you will point out some of the more “straightforward” verses, like Leviticus 18:22, which reads, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” ((http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Lev%2018:22;&version=9 ;) ) There’s really no mincing of words with that one. There’s also no mincing of words with some of the other verses in that same book, such as Leviticus 11: 10-12, “And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination.” ((http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Lev%2011:%2010-12;&version=9 ;) ) Curious that we don’t see any Christians picketing in front of Red Lobster. And how about Leviticus 19:19, in which we are instructed not to wear clothing with two different kinds of fibers? ((http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2019:19;&version=8 ;) ) How did the Christians survive the 70s without God destroying them?

    For those of you who think your morality derives from the Bible, I encourage you to actually read the Bible. And not just the warm, fuzzy verses you hear on Sunday morning, but the horrible, hateful, vicious, contradictory, and downright ridiculous verses that are everywhere to be found. Today is a sad, sad day in California for moral progress and an even sadder day for the homosexual community. My heart goes out to those whose marriages are now ambiguous and undefined, and they will be in my thoughts as I continue to fight for equal rights for all.

    UPDATE 1:

    Three separate lawsuits have been filed, asking the California Supreme Court to overturn Proposition 8. ((http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_10912170 [<]

  7. http://www.aclu.org/lgbt/relationships/37706prs20081105.html [<]
  8. Sometimes cited as Anne C. Ravel. [<]
  9. http://sfist.com/2008/11/05/dennis_herrera_sues_to_invalidate_p.php [<]
  10. http://www.contracostatimes.com/california/ci_10904639 [<]
  11. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-protestarrest6-2008nov06,0,288808.story [<]
  12. http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-me-prop8-supreme-court20-2008nov20,0,7007814.story?page=1 [<]

Hebbo!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

I’m tired of the hopelessness of rational thought and atheism. So, I’m going to join the easiest to join, and oldest, obviously bestest religion: Tarvuism.

It’s so Easy to Join! Take a look!


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Tarvuists Believe:

* Tarvu is our Lord God
* There are two universes
* The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
* We should all “be nice”
* Men and women are equal (to each other)
* Tarvu’s Prayer should be said every day
* Octopuses are holy creatures
* Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.1

And who wouldn’t want to join?

Join Today!

Praise Tarvu!

  1. http://www.tarvu.com/index.html [<]