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Texas State Board of Education Rejects “weaknesses” Language 7-7

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Which means seven of the Board members need an infusion of reason, but I’m sure they had their good reasons.

Excerpt from TFN Insider’s liveblogging of the debate:

9:17 – The Texas State Board of Education meeting has begun, and we have some encouraging news. Dallas member Mavis Knight, a strong supporter of sound science standards, is participating by videoconference. It appears that Mary Helen Berlanga from Corpus Christi is not present, but no motion can pass on a 7-7 tie. So if all votes hold from January, the pro-science board members should be able to block bad amendments today. (We said “if” and “should be able.”)

11:13 – Mr. Mercer’s motion fails 7-7!!!

11;15 – This is huge victory for sound science education in Texas. Moreover, the creationists’ opposition to Mr. Craig’s motion exposed their hypocrisy about wanting to ensure that students can ask questions about science.

Gee, I hope this means that Texas students will be able to ask questions in classrooms without feeling bad about their delusions.

Carnival of the Godless #112 – Daylight Saving Time Edition

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

cotgbadgeState of Protest is honored to host the Carnival of the Godless #112. We first hosted COTG in May of 2008, Carnival of the Godless #91. That was rather successful, as I received comments like this, from Sean the Blogonaut:
“I really like the way that you have formatted the post with short excerpts from each of the articles.”

And from Christine, “This is one of the easiest-to-navigate, most-inviting Carnivals I’ve seen. Very nicely done!”

I hope to be able to create such a satisfactory COTG again. (Fortunately, this time I didn’t get repeated submissions about how “The Secret” is real, but I did get some pro-God submissions, yay.)

Not only is today a day that we are, once again, robbed of a precious hour, but it is also International Women’s Day. Please, in some way, celebrate the fact that none of us would be here were it not for women, and mourn the fact that women are still treated like second-class citizens (or much worse) all over the world today.

And now, without further French, Carnival of the Godless #112!

Oz Atheist suggests that you should Never put your cashews to the side. I know that whenever I buy cashews, I can’t stop eating them! However, Oz Atheist tells the sad story of someone who did put her cashews to the side, and how that’s an analogy for how religious people live their lives.

One evening she was having Chinese chicken and cashews for dinner at a relatives. As she found a cashew she would put it aside on her plate so she could enjoy all the cashews at the end of her meal.

Oz Atheist follows up his Cashew article with The Helicopter, or “somewhere someone is having a worse day than you.”

Recently whilst on a short jog (and thinking how my life had turned to shit) the rescue chopper flew overhead. I looked up and thought, “if you need the rescue chopper then you must be in serious trouble.”

Guest poster Mathurine at Tree Dreamer answers a collection of Questions for Ex-Muslims:

I don’t have an agenda against Islam, I’m not doing this because I suffered some trauma at the hands of Islam. Rather, I would like people to know some of the other aspects of the religion – the questions and answers you’re not going to get from your local mosque or Muslim Students Association.

A few articles dealt with the questions for atheists that Lee Strobel submitted to Friendly Atheist:
Hank at Dangerous Intersection follows up on those questions with some questions of his own for theologists and apologists in I ask; will the apologists answer?

How do you discount other religions, many with an equal or greater number of followers, which make similar claims to divine inspiration? How do their various claims of divine inspiration, miraculous occurrences and absolute moral authority fail to meet your standards of evidence?

and Friar Zero at Apple of Doubt joins the gang of atheist responders with his own answers to Strobel’s questions in An Atheist Snipe Hunt.

[Strobel's] questions are not the silver bullets that some seem to believe. They are not the best arguments against atheism or the questions most likely to plant the seeds of conversion in the godless.

finally, Conversational Atheist challenges Strobel in Response to: Who Would Die for a Lie?

Then Ask: Is a supernatural explanation allowed in order to explain the claims of Jesus’ disciples that they witnessed him resurrected and the 500 people that Paul talked to?

If no: then the person you are talking to isn’t a Christian. Simply explain that one cannot embrace the supernatural in his/her version and forbid others from using it in their explanations.

If yes: Propose the following situation:

The disciples were possessed by spirits who claimed that Jesus was resurrected.

Anthroslug thinks about morality in Thinking About Morality.
(Morality is a theme I’ve been assaulted with a lot in the past few weeks)

That religion is not the bulwark of morality against a rising tide of social ills is further illustrated by the fact that the non-religious make up a smaller portion of the prison population than of the general population. Independent of the question of whether or not religion causes social ills (a very complex question outside the scope of what I am writing here), it should be obvious to anyone with two brain cells to rub together that if religious belief was in fact the source of morality, then belief in gods would correlate with higher rates of moral behavior, but this proposition is demonstrably false.

Cereal at Separate Spectrum (Your daily dose of bible thumping fun-time) addresses Systems of Right and Wrong.

I think it’s time for a new outlook on how we treat the guilty of our “people’s democratic justice system.”

From the Best Blog Names file, Wenchypoo at Wisdom From Wenchypoo’s Mental Wastebasket compares the relationship between followers and the church to the relationship between citizens and the government, with regard to belief and expectations, in A Faith-Based Nation.

For decades, certain segments of our society have put blind faith in government in the same way that some put blind faith in a god. Like the so-called “miracles” of loaves and fishes, parting the Red Sea, walking on water, and so forth, our own government is expected to do similar things…

Ila, trying to find a place in the world, asks What is atheism? Rather than settling with a mere (stereotypical) definition, Ila, instead, encourages atheists to reach beyond disbelief, but in a positive way.

I cross referenced these two terms in the dictionary and came with “The doctrine or belief that there is no God. A lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.” and “Someone who denies the existence of god.” But i would like to see atheism in a different perspective.

Mark Koester at The Mystic Atheist (Understanding what it means to be “the still point of the turning world”) compares the Word of God (a story already told) to The Word of Science: A Story Still to Tell

Atheists often find blatant error in religious people’s claim at truth and meaning in such sources. But such a judgment ignores that people generally don’t look at these stories and communities through the lenses of scientific reasoning but through the lenses of a broader, more primordial human phenomenon: narrative truth and storytelling.

Cubik’s Rube disassembles Pascal’s Wager, explaining why the gambit isn’t convincing to non-believers.

His most famous argument for believing in God, based on his analysis of the odds and outcomes of belief versus disbelief, is repeated more often than any twelve episodes of Friends on late-night satellite TV channels, and judging by the way it’s often used, has shown as little progress or development in the three centuries or so since it was first proposed, as Ross did over ten seasons.

Greta Christina addresses the origin of the “Shut up, that’s why” arguments against atheists and atheism in Curiosity and the “Shut Up, That’s Why” Argument. Greta’s summary:

Why are conversations between atheists and believers often so frustrating for both sides? And is there anything we can do to make those conversations go better? The thesis of this piece: In atheist/ theist debates, atheists assume that believers are insatiably curious and looking for a consistent and plausible worldview… and believers assume that atheists are looking for an appealing worldview and a peaceful resolution to the conflict. We need to recognize these differing, cross-purpose goals if we want these conversations to be productive.

Sound byte:

I think that, when we argue with theists, atheists tend to assume that of course theists want to know the truth. Of course they want to follow the God question to its logical conclusion. Don’t they?

and then Greta Christina, in Atheism and the Argument from Comfort, counters the argument that religion offers comfort while asserting that atheists should stop arguing against it. Greta points out flaws in the argument and offers strategic suggestions on how to deal with the believers who make it.

It’s an argument that tends to drive atheists batty… since it’s not, in fact, an argument. It’s an emotional defense for hanging onto an argument that’s already been lost.

Romeo Vitelli at Providentia tells the tale of an almost forgotten tragedy from history, in Fallen Women.

Long before Dan Brown and his DaVinci Code, the legend of Mary Magdalene was a strong part of early Church doctrine. Despite the lack of any scriptural basis, the tradition of Mary Magdalene as a reformed prostitute who found salvation through repentance made her the natural patron saint for convents in which “problem” women could be redeemed.

Luke Muehlhauser at Common Sense Atheism analyzes The Explosion of Early Christianity, (Explained), asserting that it’s simple math, not a miracle, and it’s much less impressive than the growth of Mormonism or atheism in the 20th century.

Exponential growth explains the explosion of Christianity perfectly. In fact, it also explains why Christianity seemed insignificant until about 300, when it suddenly became a huge force in the Roman Empire.

SocraticGadfly shares some poetic reflections on religious outcasts, starting with the literal ones in India, in Outcasts in the name of gOd.

In the American South, in the land of cotton,
Old bible passages were not forgotten
But were twisted, to look away from the evil
Of black slavery in Dixie land.

Eric Michael Johnson at The Primate Diaries (Notes on science, politics and culture from a primate in the human zoo) discusses a new study about the origins of moral disgust in The Bad Taste of Moral Turpitude.

The greed and avarice responsible for the current economic meltdown has resulted in a growing distaste for business as usual. As it turns out, evolution may explain just why this is.

Angus Stocking at Belief Systems and Other BS asks a profoundly simple but ignored question about the nature of the Christian god in relation to that deity’s alleged son, in Oh Jesus.

In fact, Jesus appears to be stating in the plainest language possible the core message of all mysticism: that even though humans live in separation, union is possible – that we poor, pitiful, separate and alienated humans can, by grace, directly experience unity with the divine.

As Crowley said of Jesus, “I don’t blame the man for the religion foisted upon him after his death.”

Seth at Whiskey Before Breakfast tells us the story of the skinny gay kid.

Kids, if your parents are a hypocritical, child beating, cable stealing, environmentally moronic creationist fuckwad Methodist Deacon and his cowering sycophant of a wife, do not bring your crazed, hard drinking, drug taking, sexually liberal debate veteran friend home to stay for Easter Weekend.

(Nominating that for the quote of the year)

Matt Pritchard at Christian 2.0 (not an atheist blog, but the article does relate to atheism, and I felt it was fair to post it here) posts a compilation of conversations between himself and atheists from the atheist blog site Uniform Velocity, and asks (apparently Christians) whether their aim is to mend or to destroy when conversing with atheists, in Atheism: Mend or Destroy? Of course, the author could have been asking atheists. Perhaps both.

To the Christian reader: I want to show that it is possible to have a real conversation with someone who holds different beliefs, about their beliefs (or non-belief), without being hostile.

Danny Boy at Verbal Razors writes about The god of the gaps.

We have much to be thankful to our current state of knowledge. But just as we are marching forth into the future, people still stuck in the past are planting their feet in the ground and demarcating areas where our inquisitive spirits must not go.

Ron Britton at Bay of Fundie (Keeping the Radical Right at Bay) hammers Creationist Kevin Wirth’s article promoting the teaching of intelligent design in schools, in This Dork Couldn’t ID Farce if it Were Designed by God.

The ridicule and the insults are for our amusement! Watching you creationists is like going to the old circus freakshow and laughing and pointing at the freaks, but without the guilt!

PhillyChief at You Made Me Say It… explores the need to indulge the inner child and imagination, and what happens when you don’t, in Inside-Out Jammies.

The past two days were fun escapes from reality, indulgences in the unrestrained fun, excitement and imagination of childhood. I don’t see any serious harm in such escapes, and certainly I don’t see why one’s imagination must be shelved along with other toys and trinkets of childhood.

Chris Hallquist at The Uncredible Hallq examines The Plantinga-Dennett debate.

On the “low” half of the argument, Plantinga has some ideas about how maybe false beliefs could work out to be adaptive, somehow, but none of it amounts to a real argument that the odds actually are against us.

Samson Blinded (a Machiavellian Perspective on the Middle East Conflict) suggests that Christian friends might not be ours.

A Christian state of America rather than Muslim Egypt forced Israel to give away the Sinai. Christian powers finance the Arab wars with Israel by oil purchases, and enable those wars by selling Arabs advanced weapons.

Z at It’s the Thought that Counts shares a thought experiment to illustrate how it’s possible to have moral principles regardless of your belief in God, or in the absence of a god’s commandments, in Choosing between God and Satan.

So let’s imagine that two beings manifest themselves to you, both claiming to be God, and both demonstrating extreme power, far beyond your comprehension. How do you tell them apart?

Last, but not least, Andrew at Evaluating Christianity explains Why The “Minimal Facts” Model is Unpersuasive.

The underlying problem is one of selection bias: if an intelligent and informed person thinks the Bible is probably true and therefore significant, he or she is more likely to pursue a career in biblical study and then publish his or her findings (confirming that the Bible is true). If, however, an identically-qualified person thinks the Bible is probably false and therefore not significant, he or she is dramatically less likely to trundle off to seminary regardless, and is exponentially less likely to publish his or her findings confirming that the Bible is false.

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Lies, Damn Lies, and Creationism – Redux

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Book Review- Monkey Girl, by Edward Humes

Book review by L.Grey, with permission.

In the time of Galileo it was argued that the texts, ‘And the sun stood still … and hasted not to go down about a whole day’ (Joshua x. 13) and ‘He laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not move at any time’ (Psalm cv. 5) were an adequate refutation of the Copernican theory.

Alan Turing, Computing Machinery and Intelligence, Mind 59 (1950), 443.

Monkey Girl by Edward Humes ISBN: 9780060885489, ISBN10: 0060885483 Ecco (imprint of Harper Collins) Hardcover 400 pages, $25.95

What does it mean when proponents of Intelligent Design say “teach the controversy”?

You may think you know what the controversy is about, but you’ll never get a more thorough and up-to-date analysis of the Kitzmiller vs. Dover Area School District trial than Edward Humes’ book Monkey Girl. The 2005 trial was one of the latest episodes of the seemingly never-ending struggle for the hearts and minds of public school students. This is a fight between those who feel that Science describes nature pretty well, and those who believe that anything other than a strict literal interpretation of the Bible deserves a trip to hell and excommunication from polite society. The trial itself was a gripping account of small-town drama unfolding over the course of a year, of parents and children enduring intimidation and humiliation. Witnesses from both sides turned the courtroom into a fascinating arena of scientific evidence versus faith dressed in science’s clothing. At least three books have come out of the case (see further reading below for details), and Ed Humes’ Pulitzer Prize-winning writing style and even-handed coverage make Monkey Girl a compelling choice. Humes not only covers the case, he describes the town as the trial transforms it:

Dover sits firmly astride the front lines of America’s culture war, occupying the uneasy space between America’s religious faith and its longstanding fondness for scientific progress, between an idealized past and an uncertain future, between education and indoctrination, between the natural and the supernatural. For the next several months, the ninth floor courtroom in the Ronald Reagan Federal Building will belong to Kitzmiller et al versus Dover Area School District, an unintentionally epic lawsuit filed by a group of parents against their evolution-doubting school board. The case does indeed have much in common with the 1925 Scopes Monkey trial, a public spectacle in which Clarence Darrow and the American Civil Liberties Union unsuccessfully challenged a Tennessee law banning the teaching of evolution. But unlike its illustrious predecessor (which, popular imagination and classic films notwithstanding, had exactly no impact on the law or educational practice at the time), the Dover case is positioned to define (or redefine) for decades just what children are taught about where we come from. [prologue, Monkey Girl]

The controversy has shifted a bit since the famous 1925 Scopes Monkey Trial, which first questioned the legality of teaching Darwin’s theory of Evolution in public schools. World War II and the Cold War demanded that the United States produce competent scientists. This demand seemed to effectively muzzle fundamentalists for a few decades. High School Biology classes approaching the Theory of Evolution would often involve an uneasy truce involving the words “changes over time” and neatly sidestepping the origins of life. Until reading this book, I assumed that all but the most extreme religious fundamentalists were fine with this truce. Humes’ book shows precisely how much this has changed.

While the book mostly focuses on the Dover trial, Humes also takes us to a similar trial in Kansas, the controversy involving the gift shop at the Grand Canyon, where Creationists have had some success in censoring information about the geological age of the national monument. Most importantly, Humes follows the trail of intellectual and legal deception to the pseudo-scientific think-tank called The Discovery Institute, a group of scientists who exclude any scientific evidence in conflict with Christian Scripture.

The Dover Trial is full of drama and bad debate, A Scopes Monkey Trial for the 21st century, or Inherit the Wind, Redux. Humes shows in the Dover case how Creationism in public schools, having been defeated in courts during the late 20th century under the Separation of Church and State clause of the First Amendment, evolved (pun intended) into the virtually identical Intelligent Design movement, to Dover, Pennsylvania among other places. Some of the most shocking moments of the trial feature the ironic displays of dishonesty which ultimately brought down the school board members who were trying to bring religion into the local biology classrooms. Humes covers the scope of the grand scheme of religious activists, who plan on infusing not only science classes with Christian dogma and bias, but History, Government, and other classes as well.

This very book elicits criticism from those whose definition of “Fair and Balanced” have been warped to Orwellian proportions by Fox News and today’s most hyperbolic propagandists. Humes compassionately portrays how the plaintiffs’ religious beliefs in this case, were attacked and their children mocked at school out of ignorance. The Dover case pitted one kind of Christians against another. Those who favored the separation of Church and State were attacked as “not Christian enough”, in a great example of how the separation of these two functions protects freedom of religion. Another surprising turn of events showed how the presiding judge, a Bush-supporting Republican was branded as a liberal judicial activist for defending the constitution.

While it is clear on which side Humes’ sympathies lie, the reader is necessarily confronted with the heart of the so-called controversy: regarding extreme religious views which by definition do not tolerate any opposing views, what are the limits of tolerance in society? How can a democracy defend pluralism from those whose religious beliefs clash so vehemently with the definition of reality itself by the rest of the world, both secular and religious? The Framers of the Constitution were historically not far away from centuries of religious wars in Europe which constantly threw governments into turmoil. They saw the value of the separation of church and state to both church and state. Back in those days religious persecution meant death or incarceration because of one’s beliefs, not what passes for persecution these days in the minds of some.

One gets the strong impression reading Humes’ insightful analysis, that this latest version of the old Darwin-vs.-God controversy is the product of the removal of Critical Thinking skills from the mainstream public school curriculum, and the lack of a Cold War Era push towards developments in Math & Science, supported by all but the most outspoken of Bible literalists, who constantly attempt to couch the debate as “God vs. Darwin”, when in fact, most religions don’t require people to choose between the two. In my opinion, this is a clear case of the old adage, “Those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it”. Young-Earth Creationists might benefit from not ignoring the history of the Catholic Church’s censorship of Copernicus and Galileo hundreds of years ago, and ask themselves why the Pope doesn’t have a big problem with Darwin’s theories today.

-Philadelphic

Further reading on the Dover Trial: (after the break…)
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Should We Boycott the Brainless?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Note: This is one of the places that I learned the lesson I am trying to share with other self-proclaimed skeptics today. So, if your kids are fearing sculptures of DNA, now’s your chance to learn well the lesson of Poe Read below for more details.
(Article Updated below!)

I’ve advocated boycotting stores that support evangelical right-wing fundamentalist entities,1 and I firmly believe in doing everything possible to remove the taint of religion from the decision-making process of government and its presence in our law, public schools, and courthouses. I’ve also asked the question, how far should we rational thinkers go in countering religion?2

Today, I ask, should we also figure out who the brainless are, and boycott them, even if they’re not politicians or evangelists or school board members?

What if you were fond of a certain actor’s work, and you read an interview where that actor was asked, “When was the earth created?”, and the actor responded, “about 4000 B.C., but possibly 10,000 years ago”? Would you seriously consider not watching movies in which that actor starred? Take, for example, Tom Cruise, who, at least publicly, asserts the belief in the existence of an alien being god-equivalent, and all the other nonsense with which Scientology brainwashes its victims.3 Certainly, he got some heckling and negative reaction to his odd behavior and beliefs, but that didn’t incredibly diminish his standing as a Hollywood A-Star. Where he truly got criticized, though, is when he tried to tell others how to live their lives — don’t take pharmaceuticals; don’t see psychiatrists, etc. That imposition on his part was the equivalent, to many, of an offense.

Something gave me a slight shock today. It was the same shock I endured when I read about Ben Stein (whom I actually enjoyed as the brainiac on Win Ben Stein’s Money) extolling the virtues of his pro-Creationist movie Expelled. I had thought to myself, “This must be a joke.” After I was convinced that it wasn’t, I told myself that I’d do my best to avoid ever sending that man a dime. Today’s shock was similar, and I’m curious as to whether there is or should be a distinction that would discourage me from employing the same reaction.

Q. When was the earth created?

A. Archbishop James Usher, working out a chronology from the Bible, calculated in 1654 that the earth was created on the night of October 23, 4004 B.C. Other timetables reach back as far as 10,000 years.

Who answered this way? A priest? An evangelist? Sarah Palin? It could have been any of those, and more. But what’s shocking is that it was uttered, as it were, by the Pulitzer Prize-winning American film critic and screenwriter Roger Ebert.

“What about oil and coal…?”, he’s asked. “They are evidence of a Great Flood,” he replies. Apparently he firmly believes that a fossil claimed to be 200 million years old shows a shoe print, proving that all layers of sediment were laid down all at once, about 4,400 years ago.

Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon Man? “Created at the same time as man.”

And 600-year-old Noah had an Ark filled with pairs of 5,400 land-based mammal species, plus eight people (from whom we are all descended). Dinosaurs walked the earth with man, but drowned in the Flood. 4

At first, again, I thought this was a joke. This couldn’t be Roger Ebert’s own website! I opened a new browser window, typed in “rogerebert.com” and clicked my way back to the Commentary. Okay, it could be a hack attack, sure, but this time, there’s no Rickroll, and it coincided with Ebert’s Roman Catholicism. Fine. He’s a young-earther. The question, though, is whether I should ever listen to the man’s suggestions again. It’s not like I was previously an Ebert fan, but I did occasionally catch his show and I listened. Now he has books and other writings about movies.

Should my rejection of his beliefs as being brainless give me reason to reject everything about him? If yes, then is it my responsibility to determine the world view of anyone with whom I interact, in order to accept or reject that person? If no, then where do I draw the line, and why? I know that when I see a Televangelist, I reject that person by changing the channel (and usually by griping). Someone like Sarah Palin, who is oh so objectionable for many other reasons, I initially reject based on her biblical literalism. Even if she appeared experienced and wise in other matters, I probably wouldn’t want her visiting my home or serving as Vice President if she outwardly (and more frighteningly inwardly) believed in and advocated belief in Creationism.

So, is my line a finely drawn one, based exclusively on whether a person is using belief to infringe upon my way of life, or is it a broader, grayer line that also includes rejection based on affiliation as well as infringement? Is the latter sort of line an acceptable one for someone who purports to be a rational thinker? Perhaps I favor the latter because the mere existence of those who believe in such nonsense are a potential threat, whether direct or indirect (I mean, they make lots of babies, and they indoctrinate those babies in “the way,” so the threat of suffocation by superpopulation could warrant some reaction). I think I honestly could use a bit of guidance on this issue.

UPDATE:

Invisible Quotation Marks

This seems to be a Poe’s Law trend. I wonder why.

Apparently, on his online journal, Roger Ebert has written a scathing rebuttal to the criticism and misunderstood responses filling the web full of vitriol over his pro-Creationism FAQ, stating that his purpose in writing the apparently facetious FAQ was to “to discuss the gradual decay of our sense of irony and instinct for satire, and our growing credulity.”5

Bravo?

It seems Ebert was more than disappointed with evolutionists, who took him at his word (how dare we!), when he concluded, “The adventure with the Creationism article has been enlightening, and a little depressing. I expected better from evolutionists.”

To his credit, however, he did admit not being aware of that little nugget of emoticonology that would have made the distinction between what’s commonly accepted as blind faith and extremely subtle satire, described by Poe’s Law. Ebert wrote, “A postscript and confession. As I said, everyone has blind spots. Many of my supporters cited Poe’s Law, which I was completely unfamiliar with.”

So, the scoreboard for Roger Ebert looks a bit confusing. +10 for decent movie reviews, -10 for wacky Creationist rhetoric (without even a hint of invisible quotation marks visible to anyone but six of his loyal readers?), -10 for insulting the rest of us for not “getting it”, +10 for admitting that maybe we had a pretty good reason for not “getting it” (via our dutiful nod to Poe’s Law), and perhaps +5 for taking the time to explain his reasoning in a lengthy and descriptive journal entry. So, Mr. Ebert, I leave you with +5. And I probably won’t boycott you, since I think your intentions were ultimately good.

One thumb up, one thumb kinda sideways, unsure of where to point.

What’s even more enlightening is the variety of responses to Ebert’s journal entry, ranging from “Oh, I knew what you were doing,” to “I honestly thought you might be telling the truth.” I’ll quote a few excerpts (all from the same page):

As you mention in your article, I did see the quotation marks in your article. But it was based on a ridiculously thorough reading of your previous writings (I haven’t taken the time to search your reviews for the term ‘Creationism’ but I am positive you’ve slighted the concept previously). I knew enough to think “This is so inherently ridiculous that Roger does not need to add any text stating so.” But I will confess that if I stumbled upon the article without a diploma in Ebertology, I’d have been duped. The old adage “Consider the source” made me look smart.

Oh, and in later the same thread, I bemoaned your use of an emoticon as the fall of the last bastion of grammatical holdout. Now I see that it may have been a concession to the above. -Mike S.

Mr. Ebert:

Point taken.

You actually had me going for a while.

However, the problem as I see it is that your satire was indistinguishable from the real thing. Creationists actually believe this nonsense, and they repeat it constantly.

As such, there was reason to believe that you actually believed what you wrote. Especially for someone like me, who had no idea about your actual position on the matter.

You could of course counter with “why didn’t you research it, then?”, to which I reply: Because, again, what you wrote was what a creationist would have written. -Wapper

The problem with the article is that it mimics claims made by Creationists perfectly. That’s not satire. Satire contains an element of the absurd; Creationism is already absurd, recited with a straight face.

By your own standards, we should regard Ben Stein’s EXPELLED as satire. After all, we have a preconceived notion of Stein from his Comedy Central game show. Shouldn’t we expect him to be reasonable? I did. I think my preconceived notion of Stein was valid, which explained the almost universal surprise when his movie came out. Nobody expected Stein to take up such an insane stance. My reaction to your own article was the same: I can’t believe it, but I’ve seen smart people say the same dumb things before. -John W.

I’ll admit, Mr. Ebert, I was so busy worrying about the thought that one of my favorite intellectuals had gone over to the academic dark side that I missed the quotation-marks. I think Poe’s Law is a very apt observation (second in importance to all-wise Godwin’s Law). When such an emotionally charged issue as fundamentalism vs. empiricism arises we tend find ourselves blinded by our gut reaction, forgetting there’s probably a “wink wink, nudge nudge” in there somewhere. In retrospect, I can look over the article and crack a grin at the absurdity of believing that you had jumped the fence. Comments like Noah’s age, and your “steadfast” belief in the story of the Ark, combined with your assertion that man and dinosaur had roamed the Earth at the same time should have slapped me into awareness given your past articles. -Gene D.

Do you really believe that any of what you have written is outlandish enough to pass as satire in an age when 67% of Americans believe in the existence of angels and you have a woman running for vice president who’s a member of a cult that speaks in tongues ?
I say you are entirely out of touch with the reality of relgious thinking in this country. -Issitoq

One need only look at the reaction to the recent New Yorker cover featuring the painting of the Obamas to see that we’re living in a world where irony, sarcasm, and satire are no longer appreciated. As an Obama supporter, I thought it was a brilliant counterattack against the types of people who believe and perpetuate the crazy rumors about the Obamas, and I was sure the readers of the New Yorker would feel the same. But, I quickly realized that many didn’t get the joke, and many of those who did were still incensed because they felt that the Obama detractors wouldn’t—and would just use the cover to further their own cause. I just sighed with disappointment as I wrote this. -Jason

so basically you were trolling. How “clever” of you. And yes, i meant you to see the quotation marks there. -Ian Rennie

Roger, I’ve been a devoted and regular reader of your site since I was 13 years old. I know full well what you think of creationism and your love of all things Darwin since you’ve mentioned it many times- and your article confused and shocked ME!

You really had me worried for a few minutes and I knew what you thought of evolution vs. creationism and figured it *had* to be satire- so you can’t blame other readers.

Now, I knew that you must have been being ironic since I knew you couldn’t possibly be serious but I didn’t see the joke, try as I could. It sounded like you were being serious.

Except for the moose line, that is.

It’s not a good joke if even people who know you have to be kidding don’t understand it. -Agatha

StOP

  1. Don’t Buy Their BS, and Don’t Buy Their Stuff, http://www.stateofprotest.com/2007/12/07/dont-buy-their-bs-and-dont-buy-their-stuff/ [<]
  2. How Much is Too Much? http://www.stateofprotest.com/2008/08/15/how-much-is-too-much/ [<]
  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise#Scientology [<]
  4. Roger Ebert quotes from RogerEbert.com, http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080921/COMMENTARY/809219997 [<]
  5. http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/09/this_is_the_dawning_of_the_age.html?swift [<]

The Laughable Anti-Spore Pro-Creationist Campaign

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Note: This is one of the places that I learned the lesson I am trying to share with other self-proclaimed skeptics today. So, if your kids are fearing sculptures of DNA, now’s your chance to learn well the lesson of Poe.

I can’t help but indirectly promote the Anti Spore blog by offering up some analysis and criticism of it here. It’s a wonderful example of how deluded religious people are.

The blog is Anti Spore, where the blogger, known only as “Admin,” claims that the newly released computer game “Spore” is “converting children to believe in evolution.”1 Anti Spore’s beliefs are, of course, derived from the bible, and the argument goes something like this:

The book of Genesis says that God, not science, created Earth and all its creatures, including humans.
The book of Genesis (and the bible) don’t talk about anything evolving.
Therefore, there is no evolution.
A game that allows its players to make something evolve goes against God, because it implies that it is how sentient and other life was formed on Earth.2

and

The game Spore allows frontal nudity.
God hates frontal nudity.

The first argument is supported by some quoted and paraphrased text from some unknown version of the bible.3 The latter doesn’t seem to have any support, other than the implication that since the author hates nudity (which is odd, since nudity is merely a result of God’s ultimate creation, right?), then God must also hate nudity (for why would God not agree with the author?). Multiple examples of player-rendered creature nudity (some that comes arguably close to the bipedal humanoid image we sometimes accidentally see in the bathroom mirror after emerging from the shower) are displayed on the Anti Spore blog as proof that the game corrupts, and attacks on its designer, Will Wright, are rampant.

At first, I thought this website was a farce (à la Landover Baptist Church), but after reading the various posts, I am convinced it’s the real thing. My favorite twisted “argument” so far: (emphasis mine)

I think it is entirely possible that God created civilizations on other planets. But because Will Wright has brainwashed Frank Drake into thinking that life in the universe gave rise to “super humans” on other planets that are better than us.

God would never create something better than himself, it is not possible as God is perfect in every way. And once again, I reiterate that man was created in His image.4

Let me parse this “argument”:

1. God would not create something more powerful than God.
2. God created humans.
3. God created humans in the “image” of God.
4. God would not (can not?) create something more powerful than humans, because that would mean God would be creating something more powerful than God.

The implication from that argument is that God is not more powerful than humans. Actually, it’s less implication, and more that the author directly stated it, since the author is using the argument that because humans were made in God’s image, if God were to make something super-human, that would be the equivalent of making something super-God, and that’s not possible. So, thanks, Admin! What you’re really saying there is that humans are just as powerful as God. I’m guessing you probably didn’t mean that.

Some more insightful quotes from the blog: (emphasis mine)

The object of the game is to evolve from a “spore” into demon-like intelligent space creatures that violently take over the galaxy.5

Just to contrast, here’s the object of the game as presented by the Spore creators: “the Spore Creature Creator is a stand-alone product and creativity toy box where players create their own unique creatures, bring them to life with entertaining animations, and share them online with friends around the world.” 6

Whatever happened to the days when National Geographic simply showed us footage of all of Gods beautiful creation all around the world?

Tomorrow night they are featuring a show called “How to build a better being“. They will attempt to give credibility to the flawed theory of evolution through … A VIDEO GAME. Yes, they are crediting the creator of Spore, Will Wright, with the discovery of the secrets of life.

I can tell you right away there is no way to build a better being. We were created in Gods image. You can’t get any better than that.7

You mean when National Geographic used to show frontal nudity?

Today EA’s stock is down almost a dollar.

I hope that the information about Spore I am making available helped in some small way.8

It seems at least on a positive note from all this hatred directed at me, we have at least had the power to have some effect; the video showing the frontal nudity I talked about yesterday in this post http://antispore.com/2008/09/10/and-full-frontal-nudity-in-spore/ is no more. It’s been removed and while I have lost an example of what children can be subjected to in this game, it reenergizes me with the proof that I am having a positive effect. Thank you all that continue to believe in me and bless you.9

Don’t you just hate the fact that God gave you nudity in the first place?

I can tell you right away there is no way to build a better being. We were created in Gods image. You can’t get any better than that.10

Oh, yeah, that’s right. You think we’re perfect, and made in God’s image. And, I guess what you’re saying is that the only people who should be allowed to see God’s image are adults? But when an adult looks at a nude person, you call it pornography. God is pornographic! I feel sorry for this lady’s kid. “Nudity is bad! We were made perfect by God, in His image! But you can’t look at our image. Because nudity is bad!” So, apparently “perfection” is also bad. These people are so confusing.

I think part of the problem that is going on here is that the bulk of you are ignorant as to the word of God.

I think the problem that is going on here is that creationists and believers are ignorant as to reality, and until we, the rational people of Earth, purge it of such delusion, it’s only going to get worse.

StOP

  1. http://antispore.com/2008/09/10/proof-ea-is-converting-children-to-beleive-in-evolution/ [<]
  2. I’m filling in some gaps in logic, because the Anti Spore Admin is obviously no logician, and probably hasn’t taken any classes in logic or reasoning, let alone allow herself the privilege (or sin?) to attend college (since, of course, God hates knowledge). In general, her argument is “if the bible doesn’t say it, it ain’t so.” And that’s about it. [<]
  3. http://antispore.com/2008/09/11/understand-my-beliefs-please/ [<]
  4. http://antispore.com/2008/09/10/will-wright-brainwashes-founder-of-seti-frank-drake/ [<]
  5. http://antispore.com/2008/09/08/spore/ [<]
  6. The official Spore website is http://www.spore.com/ [<]
  7. http://antispore.com/2008/09/08/dont-bother-watching-national-geographic-tomorrow/ [<]
  8. http://antispore.com/2008/09/09/ea-stock-is-down/ [<]
  9. http://antispore.com/2008/09/10/on-a-positive-note/ [<]
  10. http://antispore.com/2008/09/08/dont-bother-watching-national-geographic-tomorrow/ [<]