Carrie Prejean hosting FOX News

I knew it was going to happen. Carrie Prejean will be hosting Fox and Friends.

Rupert Murdoch knows how to make money, and Carrie Prejean fits the bill. Unlike other FOX personalities, Carrie already had her boobs enlarged, her teeth capped and a makeover, so that’s one startup cost that Rupert doesn’t have to incur. He knows a good deal when he sees one. Also, Carrie doesn’t have to be reprogrammed — she already speaks the crazy conservative Christian lingo with blonde hair, lucious lips and a vacuous look upon her face. Excellent!

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4 Responses to “Carrie Prejean hosting FOX News”

  1. Lorena says:

    And her brain didn’t need to be downsized either. She is a natural.

    Also, Foxnews won’t have to deal with any boycotts from the homosexual community or the smart folks community. We didn’t watch Foxnews, anyway.

  2. Carrie Prejean is smoking hot. I think people should respect what Carrie Prejean said on the beauty contest. Everyone is entitled with his or her opinion, let us just appreciate the Beauty of Carrie.

  3. Keean says:

    Carrie Prejean is a girl that deserves to win the title that she won. She maybe against gay marriage but we should respect her opinion.

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