(click to enlarge – and no, that’s not innuendo. okay, fine, it is innuendo, but the hen heard “cluck to enlarge”)
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For those of you who are asking, “Isn’t that a bit mild for 4chan?”, you know this blog is family fucking friendly, right? Sheesh, you pervs. If you want some 4chan, just go there, already! Seriously, though, what you deem “mild” is, for these (at least public) Republican Prudes, a kick in the teeth of their prurient virginity.1
But, because I like you, I’ll make this into a contest! I spent many painful hours trying to come up with the best “furry sex” image that wasn’t actually pornographic, but that perhaps did a decent enough job invoking the 4chan meme. But, you know, I’m just not practiced enough at that sort of thing (which is probably a good thing), but I’m betting some of my readers are (no insult intended, of course, heh). So, here’s the contest: Send me a pic (but not a link!) of a better representation of the 4chan meme that would fit nicely in this comic (i.e., invoking the reactions you see by the prudes on the left), but that would not constitute pornography (i.e., nothing that would trigger the FCC’s nipple-slippage fines (not that I’m subject to them, but I am invoking my right not to show what I don’t desire to show — kids read this blog, you know!) ). You can send your entries to procrustes AT stateofprotest DOT com (make sure the subject line includes either “comic” or “contest”). I’ll judge the entries and I will post the winner’s integrated entry in this post and in the upcoming Carnival of the Godless! You have until midnight EST on May 16 to get your entries in. (submit as many as you want)
Good luck!
- Fine, here’s a more risqué version:
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