Archive for July, 2009

Muslims shun hygiene in favor of delusion

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

In another case of intolerable tolerance, Britain is straining under the pressure from Muslim council chiefs in Britain, who are commanding their loyal Muslim followers to refuse alcohol-based hand gels, which are essential to combat the spread of disease, including swine flu. According to those Muslims, the Koran bans its followers from consuming alcohol, and thus forbids the use of alcohol gels. Council chiefs replaced the gels with non-alcohol gels, which are less effective in killing germs.

Although not all Muslims agreed with the council, the decision has a deleterious effect on the medical industry, schools, and businesses, where the danger of spreading disease is the greatest.

This should be satire.

Sadly, it’s not.

(At least, I think it’s not. Source: Muslims refuse to use alcohol-based hand gels over religious beliefs, DailyMail.co.UK.)

I did a bit of searching, and found a more recent article, from the St Albans & Harpenden Review, which suggests that the original article might have been somewhat hyped:

Council leader Robert Donald told the Review: “We offered staff the option of using alcohol-free gel, not just for religious reasons but because some people are alergic to alcohol, and two took up our offer.

“The Mail on Sunday must have been desperate for a story.”

Abdul Hakim,who represents the multilingual mosque in Hatfield Road, St Albans, said individual Muslims had to make up their own minds on whether touch alcohol and follow their consciences.

He said: “I think it depends on an individual basis and the person. Everyone’s beliefs are different when it comes to faith.”

The question I think we (and the UK) need to be asking now is whether a policy based on safety should be subverted in favor of pandering to religious ritual and custom. Of course anyone would say that if JoeBob argued that killing a chicken and dousing himself with blood prior to operating on a patient, it couldn’t possibly be allowed, regardless of JoeBob’s sincerity in his belief. But doesn’t prevention of contamination and infection trump ALL sincere belief? Shouldn’t it? Why is it even a question?

Examine this case even more closely. Do these people really think that their holy book literally meant that even the mere touching of alcohol (that would sicken or kill them if ingested) is forbidden, even when the purpose of doing so is to save the lives of others? What happened to the argument that Islam was a religion of peace? This is nitpicking the details of a book meant to give lessons to desert dwellers a thousand or more years ago. Perhaps instead of treating people who take it literally with respect and deference, we should treat them as delusional.

What if people started taking other works of fiction literally? Would we be so quick to bend our backs to accommodate, say, an elected official who sincerely believes that Voldemort has yet again returned for revenge, and that the official has access to dark magics? Perhaps when he starts insisting on using his pet owl in place of email, and stocks up on mysterious and bubbly liquids for his private experiments, we’ll find a nice padded room for him. In the meantime, we elevate nutters who assert that their savior died and resurrected (and will return soon (very soon, I say, within our lifetime!) and take them to a magical place where they will be able to watch everyone else suffer in eternal flame), and that they have the ability not only to communicate directly with the creator of the universe, but that that very same creator grants wishes to the most pious, and when we allow veiled images of completely unidentifiable women to adorn identification badges, and when we allow the dissection of our baby boys and girls, and when we reserve special rights for some people while excluding those who don’t meet a divine criteria, and when we threaten to throw people in prison for uttering any critical remark about our deeply held beliefs… we’ve gone too far. We’ve been too far, and we’re in great danger of allowing more of it.

Fuck it. Go drink your Kool Aid with a bit of rum. But not on Sunday.

Obama’s ‘God Bless’ expletive is hate speech

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Mean ObamaAt the end of nearly every Obama speech, Obama fails the prudence test regarding the rule among politicians to avoid saying anything about anybody’s religious faith. Obama isn’t the first, nor will he be the last politician to abuse the idea of church and state separation. However, I can relate to the President — I’ve uttered those words myself on occasion. But if this were just an occasion like that, Obama would have by now offered an apology for his repeated and blatant invocation of the Christian god: “God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.”1

So, I must ask this question: Did Obama intend to offend millions of his countrymen who choose not to worship God (or, specifically Obama’s version of god), or did he just not care if they were offended?

Either way, if Obama had invoked the name of Allah, you can be sure that Christians would be lining up to throw their “I’m offended” stones.

Hate speech is hate speech, whether it is aimed at atheists, Christians, straight people, white people, non-white people, men, or women. Whether we should tolerate this speech as a form of free speech, or whether we should prosecute it as hate speech is a different issue. In this case, we must note that “hate speech is speech meant to demean, ridicule, and discredit all who are associated with its target.”2

So, where is the outrage against Obama’s hate speech against atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, Wiccans, Pagans, and Hindus (among many others)? We haven’t heard from many of these groups, and we especially haven’t heard from Obama’s spokesman. Obama’s uncorrected cursing is indicative of the persistent asphyxiation by the tireless forces of religio-political convergence. One of atheism’s greatest gifts to America was to keep God out of the Constitution, and every time we let hate speech slip by without consequence, we come closer and closer to settling the new foundation of theocracy.

In other news, Washington Examiner commentator Mark Tapscott argues that Vice President Biden’s use of “Jesus Christ” as an “expletive” should be considered “hate speech,” and Biden should, at minimum, apologize. State of Protest attempted to reach Jesus Christ for comment, but all we received was a cryptic message: “Yes, No, Wait.” We think that Christ’s prayer-induced voicemail was on an endless loop.

Tapscott asserts that Biden, who used the phrase in an on-the-record interview with the Wall Street Journal, should have, by now, offered an apology for what Tapscott considers hate speech “meant to demean, ridicule and discredit all who are associated with its target.” Tapscott considers the victims to be American Christians, who, he is surprised to note, have not protested or made any demands of Biden.

Of course, one must ask whether Biden actually did “mean” to demean, ridicule, and discredit American Christians. I know when I say “Jesus Christ,” I’m not even thinking of Christians, let alone intending to demean, ridicule, and discredit them. Heck, if I knew merely saying something was the equivalent of all that, I would have just made one single post on this blog stating only “Jesus Christ, Muhammad, God,” and have been done with it.

Tapscott is wrong, and he shouldn’t be trying to induce an artificially created sense of a right not to be offended on behalf of anyone, let alone the most privileged of America’s religious sect.

[Poe disclaimer: I've found I need to add these disclaimers every once in a while to cure Poe Blindness on all sides. Please read the original article by Mark Tapscott and compare it to what I have written above. I hope you're able to see the parallel and how incredibly stupid it is for Tapscott and any others to accuse Biden of hate speech while simultaneously ignoring Biden and other politicians' invocations to the god of the Christians.]

  1. See http://obamaspeeches.com/ for endless examples [<]
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DNA Sculpture is “Vile and Offensive”

Monday, July 27th, 2009

NOTE: If you are 1 ) easily offended, 2 ) mentally challenged, 3 ) humor challenged, 4 ) challenged, 5 ) boring, 6 ) righteous, 7 ) myopic, 8 ) gullible, 9 ) boring, or 10 ) an anal-retentive omniscient non-existent being, then please read THIS either now or at minimum after you’ve read the following.

DNA Sculpture exhibit at UC Berkeley playground turning heads, sparking complaints1
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PTA president asks school’s parents to file complaints with the county

By Richard Vernon, P.O.E.
State of Protest
July 27, 2009

EAST BERKELEY – Think of Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man . . . zoomed in to an ungodly scale.
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The large, plastic and metallic sculpture parked outside UC Berkeley’s Lawrence Hall of Science, is stoking the angry fires of parents of children who attend nearby Claremont Park Elementary School.

“My daughter suggested that it was funny,” said John Copeland, whose 7-year-old daughter attends summer camp there. “She shouldn’t be talking to me about this. Now I’m forced to explain genetics to her, and why the Bible doesn’t say anything about it.”

The genetically correct structure is part of an ongoing exhibit titled “DNA Sculpture,” created by acclaimed artist Ashe Kutchya, which represents “genetic material from an enzyme,” according to Lawrence Hall of Science’s website.

It depicts a DNA double helix — two congruent helices with the same axis, differing by a translation along the axis. The structure is larger than life, and elongated. Its genetic analogy to human life is subtle.

“It’s a piercing piece, quite abstract,” said Francis Pegro, the groundskeeper in charge of maintaining the sculpture as well as other displays in the playground. “It’s honest and natural.”

Pegro said he’s received some complaints, but also praise.

Although DNA Sculpture has been on display in various public parks and playgrounds, Jenny Garrotte, Claremont Park PTA president, said she found it distasteful and verging on obscene, and e-mailed parents Wednesday morning, asking them to file complaints with Pegro and with Alameda County Code Enforcement.

“Everybody is entitled to their own opinion regarding what art is,” said Garrotte. “If this piece weren’t visible to passersby and available for children to play on, I would not have a problem with it.”

Still, Terence Lythma, a teacher in the school’s summer program, said he has not heard any of the children talking about the piece.

“It’s the parents who have been talking about it,” he said. “The children don’t really make an issue of it.”

Kutchya, the creator of DNA Sculpture, could not be reached for comment despite attempts by phone. But it’s not the first time his sculptures have drawn public scrutiny. In 1996, the Oakland City Council made him modify the depiction of DNA so that it matched a dog’s DNA structure rather than a human’s until public pressure and national attention reversed the city officials’ position. He later reverted the structure to depict human DNA.

In 2006, The Ovum, a sculpture of a human unfertilized egg by Sonoma-area artist Nabry Gussom and installed at the Petaluma Community Center, generated complaints over its super-realistic undulations and dampness.

“It’s awful that people react to art in this manner,” said Amy Boswin, director of the Novato Ignacio Art Gallery near Petaluma. “If they opened a biology textbook, they’d see a lot more risqué stuff than that.”

Meanwhile, Copeland said he hopes the owner of the plaza removes the sculpture before school starts next month.

“There are 1000 kids in the school that are going to be exposed to it,” he said. “It’s vile and offensive, and kids have no business seeing what God thought fit to hide from our eyes.”

No word yet from local government officials, who apparently have their hands full with other depictions of human reality in art.3

  1. No one ever reads the footnotes. [<]
  2. Photo by Schnitzel [<]
  3. To paraphrase someone who eventually saw what I’m doing here, I’m not exactly satirizing the people who wanted to ban the naked sculpture (it’s not like they’re not easy targets anyway), I’m instead targeting the people who think that banning nudity is okay, but at the same time find the banning of a DNA sculpture to be over the line. I’m ultimately asking what the difference is. What rational standard could exist that would warrant perpetuating the right not to be offended by exposure of human flesh, but would prohibit that right not to be offended with regard to the building blocks that make up that very same flesh? At the same time, I’m chiding the so-called skeptical audience for not holding my article to reasonable skeptical standards that they’d apply, say, on religious, psychic, or other websites. Yes, it reads like news, but even reliable sources have their significant flaws (or, in this case, satirists). See my relevant article for more clarification and to learn how I got spanked by the Poe Monkey, too. [<]

Mojoey’s Atheist Blogroll Photo Contest

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Mojoey is hosting a photo contest at Deep Thoughts. Go submit to his will. Or just submit a photo or three.

Sanford and Ensign Plead Guilty to Tax Fraud

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Well, that’s what the headline should read.

The Chicago Tribune reported yesterday that a major tax scam had finally been “exorcised.”

Apparently, banker George Michael’s $3 million mansion that he claimed was a member church of the Church of Spiritual Humanism was initially deemed exempt from its $80,000 tax burden before the Illinois Department of Revenue decided that it was a sham.

It was a sham because some guy got himself clergified by an online church, and then claimed that his mansion was really a church, and since he had a few buddies over (in a “congregation”), that justified the exemption. How dare some rich guy in Illinois try to get away with scamming the government like that!

In other news, Senators Ensign, Sanford, and others are happily residing in their C Street frat house mansion, I mean “church,” which is, of course, tax exempt.

What the fuck?